Synthetic Diamond Testing Project

Mid-summer, my cat Loki wrote to Jamie's cat Honey about his progress ...

From:          Mr. Loki , C.E.O.

Date:           July 14, 1995

Dear Honey,

This is to inform you that Jamie,

from here on referred to as

Guru Diamond Master of the Universe

and All States of Matter Known

and Unknown, is far to busy to

communicate on an intelligible level

with all except his faithful followers

at M.I.T..

They say his lectures are Facet-nating.

He might want to come home

but I’m not sure we’ll give him back.

I like the way he roughs me up and

lets me bite him. Happy Dog likes his

crumbs and beside Marian likes his

art work. Who cares what JB thinks

‘cause he’s just the President and

I’m C.E.O., Cat Executive Officer.

But as busy and important as Guru

Diamond Master of the Universe and

All States of Matter Known and Unknown

is, I know your letter made him smile.

Regards,

Mr. Loki