Wisdom

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Wisdom #261: I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Wisdom #1594: WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.

Wisdom #106: Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

Wisdom #1498: The mutant alien skull man has a smile for all smiles, an answer for all answers.

Wisdom #1195: It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Wisdom #873: Confucious says man with no legs bums around.

Wisdom #1213: It's an Elder Thing -- you wouldn't understand.

Wisdom #193: The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.