Wisdom

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Wisdom #137: If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Wisdom #835: Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.

Wisdom #737: "Yes..but I'm a CHOSEN Heathen!"

Wisdom #1485: The early worm gets the bird.

Wisdom #307: DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Wisdom #124: If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Wisdom #1182: If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.

Wisdom #155: Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.