Wisdom

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Wisdom #926: Don't knock masturbation; isn't sex with someone you love the best kind?

Wisdom #656: If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Wisdom #155: Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

Wisdom #852: Bugger off.

Wisdom #1137: I'm not as think as you stoned I am.

Wisdom #1325: No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.

Wisdom #544: Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

Wisdom #992: Freedom begins when you tell Mrs. Grundy to go fly a kite.