Wisdom

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Wisdom #424: We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Wisdom #1430: So... so you think you can tell... heaven from hell

Wisdom #1661: YOU ALL FUCING SUCK

Wisdom #1357: One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

Wisdom #105: Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Wisdom #1700: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.

Wisdom #1134: I'm fond of children -- except for boys.

Wisdom #1122: I will not celebrate meaningless milestones [100th "special" episode]