Wisdom

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Wisdom #1687: You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.

Wisdom #1310: Never give an inch!

Wisdom #276: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Wisdom #1668: You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.

Wisdom #1365: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Wisdom #112: Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Wisdom #1147: I've always maintained that one should never tangle with anything that has more teeth than the Osmond family.

Wisdom #581: Technology for the Country Folk ... MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.