Wisdom

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Wisdom #838: Believe nothing, dare all.

Wisdom #1588: Useless Invention: Flame-retardant gasoline.

Wisdom #1675: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!

Wisdom #769: A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

Wisdom #1161: If infinite rednecks fired infinite shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, they'd eventually create all the great literary works of the world in braille.

Wisdom #1029: He buy me a soda... he buy me a soda and tried to molest me in the parking lot, yep yep yep yep

Wisdom #795: Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.

Wisdom #442: You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.